When An Opera Star Sings Her Head

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He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.