When An Opera Star Sings Her Head

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.