In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)