In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?