I Learned To Play The Piano On

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.