I Learned To Play The Piano On

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?