A Smile Is A Curve Which Can

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.