The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.