I Do Not Have A Single White

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.