I Do Not Have A Single White

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.