Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.