Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.