Santa Claus Has The Right Idea -

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.