Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.