Well, All's Fair In Love, War And

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.