If I Have Caused Just One Person

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.