If I Have Caused Just One Person

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.