What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.