I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.