Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.