Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.