In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.