In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.