The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is

Pay Off Your Student Loan. Even If You Don't Have A Job...because When You Finally Get A Job You're Going To Be One Of Us.

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

And To Those People With No Children But Who Think They'd Like To Have Them Some Day To Fulfill Their Lives. Remember: With Fulfillment Comes Responsibility.

Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half Empty? It Depends On Whether You're Pouring, Or Drinking.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.