The First Condition For Making Music Is

The Quality Of A Man's Mind Can Generally Be Judged By The Size Of His Wastepaper Basket.

We Say Of An Animal That It Is Intelligent, And We Say The Same Thing Of A Woman; But In Neither Case Is It Usually Appropriate, Clearly For Very Different Reasons.

The Man Who Spends All His Time Looking Up To Heaven Is Not Always The Best; In Fact, He Is Usually The Worst.

Life Is A Dangerous Adventure, Says The American, And He Is Half Right: Life Is Dangerous, But It's Not An Adventure.

Happiness Is Always A Coincidence.