The First Rule Of My Speaking Is:

I Remind Myself Every Morning: Nothing I Say This Day Will Teach Me Anything. So If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

I Have Lifelong Friends. My Oldest Friend, Herbie, Has Been A Friend Since I Was 9. I've Had Bonds For Over 50 Years With People.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun

One Thing I Have Learned Is, If People Tell You They Had A "frank" Discussion With Someone, It Is Usually Code For A Yelling Match With Clenched Fists.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.