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Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

I Don't Have A Problem Believing In God And Jesus. But In Genesis One Has To Wonder About These Sentences That Just Go On And End Without Finishing. The Thought Is Unfinished. Where Did Adam Go? What Is He Doing? Hello? There Has To Be Some Pages Missing.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

That Married Couples Can Live Together Day After Day Is A Miracle That The Vatican Has Overlooked.