The First Time I Did Stand-up Was

I'm A Very Ritualistic Person. I Have To Wash My Face Twice, And On The Second Wash Before I Rinse, I Brush My Teeth, Then I Rinse, Then I Floss, Then I Put On Moisturizer. I'm Ritualistic. Jewishness Is Very Ritualistic.

My Mom Was Always Someone Who If, Even Now, I Say I Met A Certain Famous Person, She Always Says, "she's Married To So And So!"

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I'm Personally Not Into A Guy Who Wears Pedal Pushers And A Necklace.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.