The Fools In This World Make About

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

It Is Much Easier To Repent Of Sins That We Have Committed Than To Repent Of Those That We Intend To Commit.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.