Time Is Like Money, The Less We

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

It Is Not Much Trouble To Doctor Sick Folks, But To Doctor Healthy Ones Is Troublesome.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.