The Future Is Not What It Used

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I Wish I Had An Answer To That Because I'm Tired Of Answering That Question.