The Girl Voice Is Always Going To

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.

Being On Tv Sucks. It's A Lot Of Work. You Memorize Scripts And Then You Show Up And They Change Everything. I'm A Control Freak. When I'm Doing Stand-up, I Say What I Want And Then I Get Instant Feedback.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.