The Good Die Young, Because They See

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.