The Great Thing Is That The Funny

I Don't Think There's Anything Outside What Comedy Can Address.

Hacking Into A Victim Of Crime's Phone Is A Sort Of Poetically Elegant Manifestation Of A Modus Operandi The Tabloids Have.

I Don't Go To Premieres, Unless I'm Contractually Bound To.

All Drama Teachers Are Very Effusive, Very Emotionally Open, Very Big, And Gesticulate A Lot, And Are Very Physical. Those People Don't Work In Banks And They Don't Work For Pharmaceutical Companies. They Teach Drama, Or They May Be Theatre Directors. That's Why I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.