The Great Thing Is That The Funny

I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would Hump Ya.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

The Irony Is, Of Course, That Many Of The Values That I Was Raised With, That I Think Are Very Important, That I Hold Dear, Are The Result Of A Religious Faith.

Me, Myself, Personally, I Like To Keep Myself Private. I Have Never Said I Am A Paragon Of Virtue, A Model Of Morality. I Simply Do What I Do.

I'm Really Encouraged By Pope Francis, Because I Think His Attitude Is Totally Laudable.