The Guy Who Could Be Me, But

The Guy Who Could Be Me, But He Knows When To Draw The Line, Is John Cena. John Cena Can Rock 'n' Roll, Let Me Tell You.

My Shoes Are Worth More......than Your House!

I Laugh A Lot In The Ring When I'’m Having Fun.

Hell You're Shawn Michaels! The Greatest Wrestler Of All Time!

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!