The Idea Of The Extreme Makeover Is

Everyone Steals From Something Or Someone.

I Was Versace's Muse, I Was Valentino's Muse, I Was Alaia's Muse, Lancetti's Muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I Could Go On And On.

I'm Aiming To Become The White Oprah.

But You See, That's The Gilded Prison Of Fashion. We're Riding In Private Jets, And Meantime I Was So Incredibly, Painfully Sad And Lonely.

My First Job Was For A Blue Jean Company As A Sitting Model. I Posed For 15 Minutes And Made $50. It Was 1976.