The Impotence Of God Is Infinite.

An Education Isn't How Much You Have Committed To Memory, Or Even How Much You Know. It's Being Able To Differentiate Between What You Know And What You Don't.

Never Lend Books, For No One Ever Returns Them; The Only Books I Have In My Library Are Books That Other Folks Have Left Me.

It Is The Certainty That They Possess The Truth That Makes Men Cruel.

The Truth Is That Life Is Delicious, Horrible, Charming, Frightful, Sweet, Bitter, And That Is Everything.

The More You Say, The Less They Remember.