The Irs! They're Like The Mafia, They

Golf Is The Ultimate Avoidance Activity For The Dysfunctional Dad. A Game So Nonsensically Difficult, So Pointless, So Irrationally Time Consuming, The Word Golf Itself Can Only Stand For ‘get Out, Leave Family.’

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

Having Fun Is A Very Particular Skill. And Not Everyone Has That Skill.

There's A Tremendous Power And Energy In Sharing Your Life With Another Person.

If Airline Seat Cushions Are Such Great Flotation Devices, Why Don't You Ever See Anyone Take One To The Beach?