The Irs! They're Like The Mafia, They

The Greatest Jewish Tradition Is To Laugh. The Cornerstone Of Jewish Survival Has Always Been To Find Humor In Life And In Ourselves.

Having A 2 Year Old Is Like Having A Blender That You Don't Have The Top For.

The Worst Thing About Television Is That Everybody You See On Television Is Doing Something Better Than What You're Doing. You Never See Anybody On Tv Just Sliding Off The Front Of The Sofa, With Potato Chip Crumbs All Over Their Shirt.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'