The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.