The Man Who Insists He As Good

To Be An Ideal Guest, Stay At Home.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

What Is Common Sense? That Which Attracts The Least Opposition That Which Brings Most Agreeable And Worthy Results.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.