The Man Who Says "i May Be

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.