It Used To Be That A Fellow

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.