The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of

My Wife Said To Me, "i Want To Be Cremated." I Said, "how About Tuesday?"

I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

I've Had A Good Day When I Don't Fall Out Of The Cart.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.