The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show,

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.

Acting In A Stage Play Is Like Working The Evening Shift In An Office.

Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter Is Nothing To Do With Jokes, Which Do Not Deserve To Bear The Weight Of All The Funny Stuff In The World.

Comedy Ages Quicker Than Tragedy, To The Extent That We Can't Know If The 10 Commandments May Originally Have Been 10 Hilarious One-liners.