I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

The Best Way To Prepare For A Night Out With A Shakespearean Tragedy Is To Do A Bit Of Reading Up In The Afternoon, Eat A Light Supper - Perhaps Welsh Rarebit - And Then Arrive Early To Do Some Stretching Exercises In The Foyer Before Curtain-up.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly Writing Itself On My Face.