The Most Destructive Criticism Is Indifference.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.