The Most Lasting And Pure Gladness Comes

My Agent Tells Me I Am Drawing The Largest Salary Ever Paid In The Halls Of England. Wonderful, Isn't It? For A Quiet, Rural Gardener Like Myself.

On One Night Of My Debut The Prince Of Wales, The Princess, And The Duchess Of London Came To See Me. They Loved Me For What I Was And What I Gave Them.

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.

I Felt Weary Of The Responsibility Of Owning Houses And Was Glad Enough To Pass Mine On To Others.

I Have Known Great Things And Wonderful Persons, And I Have Known Homage