The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A

I Took My Mother-in-law To Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Horrors, And One Of The Attendants Said: 'keep Her Moving Sir; We're Stock-taking.'

I Toyed With The Idea Of Playing Ravel's 'pavane Pour Une Infante Defunte' But I Couldn't Remember If It's A Tune Or Latin Prescription For Piles.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.