The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart

I Do A Lot Of Laughing At My Own Self In Life, So I Think I Come At Things With A Pretty Easygoing View.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Be Part Of Some Great Ensembles In Theater - I'd Been Doing Theater Since College.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

As Long As I Get To Be Doing What I Love, Which Is Making Comedy And That Kind Of Thing, I Feel Lucky That I Get To.

I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.