The One Thing That Can Solve Most

I've Been Held Responsible For Taxes I Know Nothing About.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But I Have A Doctorate In Funk, And I Like To Put That To Good Use

The Hardest Thing About Being James Brown Is I Have To Live. I Don't Have No Down Time.