The Only People Who Like To Live

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

Twitter Is One Of Those Dangerous Toys That If It Gets In The Hands Of The Wrong Person You'll Have The Mind Of A 12-year-old Masquerading As An Adult.

I Would Say Most Comedians Have A Very Cynical Worldview Of The Way The World Can Work. It's Almost Like If You Didn't, You Couldn't Be A Comedian.

A Weird Sort Of Awareness Set In, Like, 'wow. My Stand-up Isn't Just Separate From Everything Else I Do Anymore.' With Twitter And Face Book, Everything Is Universal That Everything Everybody Says Gets Seen.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.