The Only Point In Making Money Is,

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

If A Face Like Ingrid Bergman's Looks At You As Though You're Adorable, Everybody Does. You Don't Have To Act Very Much.

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

(on Katharine Hepburn) She Talks At You As Though You Were A Microphone; She Lectured The Hell Out Of Me On Temperance And The Evils Of Drink. She Doesn't Give A Damn How She Looks. I Don't Think She Tries To Be A Character. I Think She Is One.