I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

Rick: Here's Looking At You, Kid.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

I Can't Say I Ever Loved My Mother; I Admired Her.