The Only Reason I Did Showtime Was

I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies, So I Don’t Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

The Competitions Are As Much A Part Of The Tradition As The Actual Dances.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

I've Always Had Confidence. It Came Because I Have Lots Of Initiative. I Wanted To Make Something Of Myself.