The Only Reason I Would Take Up

Somewhere It Is Written That Parents Who Are Critical Of Other People's Children And Publicly Admit They Can Do Better Are Asking For It.

My Mind Works . . . Two Boobs Never Get Me A Job.

It Is Difficult To Single Out One Sport Over Another, But If I Have To Name One In My Separation Suit, It Will Undoubtedly Be Football.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.