The Only Reason You Don't Go On

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

Could The World Fall?

What I Mean Is, I Don't Know What I Mean.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.