The Only Thing Money Gives You Is

I Couldn't Care Less What Anybody Says About Me. I Live My Life, Especially My Personal Life, Strictly For Myself... Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized. I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You.

The Only Issue Cash Presents You Is The Independence Of Not Stressing About Funds.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

The Difference Between Divorce And Legal Separation Is That Legal Separation Gives A Husband Time To Hide His Money.