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A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Washington Is The Place Where Nobody Believes A Rumor Until It Has Been Officially Denied.