The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.