The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

I Am Really Bad At Actually Interviewing People.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.