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My God, Look At The Words People Use Today. They Use Profanity Like It's Nothing. Christ Almighty.

Talking About Your Troubles Is No Good. Eighty Percent Of Your Friends Don't Care And The Rest Are Glad.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I Do Not Care Whether You're A Democrat Or You're A Republican Or An Independent. We Must Pull For The People Who Are Wearing The Uniform Of The Armed Forces. These People Weren't Drafted. They Enlisted, Because They Believe.

I'm So Excited I Had A Seven-car Police Motorcycle Escort. I've Had Escorts Before, But Nothing Like This... I'm Really In Awe, Coming Here And Seeing So Many Cars, So Much Enthusiasm.